whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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