one might say we're banned from that church
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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