FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just gift wrapped bread.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The feeling are messing with the penis
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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