She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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