Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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