Do you still have your period?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ketchup is God's man juice
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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