BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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