he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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