But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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