I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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