How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize
