You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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