I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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