Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Did I show you my penis last night?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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