"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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