All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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