Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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