She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
