But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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