i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i think im in europe. pls send help
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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