Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Oh god it's open bar.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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