Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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