Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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