U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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