I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
lets start a swedish sibling band together
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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