i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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