so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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