She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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