Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
being pregnant is like rehab
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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