How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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