It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
