We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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