This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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