you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
mondays should just be called national damage control day
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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