thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
wow bdsm is so cute
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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