They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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