love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
