3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I am one with the molecules
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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