yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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