and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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