Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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