i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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