I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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