her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My vagina just recognized that song.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My ass is underappreciated
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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