everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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