Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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