I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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