i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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