He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
