we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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