hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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