just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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