thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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