I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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