it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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