the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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